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Q. What animal has 4 legs &
an arm?
A. A very happy Rottweiler.
...ok, how about this one:
My dog is a wolf-Labrador hybrid.
That means she'll tear your arm off, but she'll bring it back to you.
...all right, one more:
A man walks into a doctor's office with
a dog stuck to his arm, hanging by the teeth. The doctor says,
"Well, it's pretty obvious what your problem is!"
The dog says, "You bet—get this guy's arm outta my mouth!"
...well, I'm sure all the dogs are
laughing.
MORRIS, MB (Canada) — Proving that a Black Lab will fetch
just about anything, regardless of how gross, "Kaylee" the
18-month-old Lab returned to her Morris farm home last Monday at around 4pm with a
badly-decomposed human arm in her mouth.
"Initially, I thought she came
across a deer carcass and was bringing back a leg of the deer,"
said 44-year-old Stan Friesen. "Once I had a closer look, I
realized it didn't look like a deer leg—it looked more like a human
arm." |
The
Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called, and at 7pm with the help of a
police dog they discovered the remains of an unidentified person in a
clump of trees on the Morris River shoreline near the village of
Riverside. The person had been dead for several months, according
to Sergeant Steve Saunders, spokesman for the RCMP.
Sgt.
Saunders refused to reveal any additional details about the gruesome
find, but area residents conjecture that the person may have drowned or
frozen in the Morris River and remained there undetected until the waters
receded as they do this time of year.
Ok,
I admit it's not much of a story. I've just been looking for any
excuse to tell all my dismembered arm dog jokes.
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