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Thursday, March 7, 2002

Farmer Swims in Manure to Save Dog

CALUMETVILLE, WI (USA) Some people will go to incredible lengths to save a dog; some would risk their lives.  But how many of you would swim in a pit of liquid manure to save your neighbor's pooch?

According to an article in this weekend's Fond du Lac Reporter, a farmer from Calumet wouldn't wait for rescue teams to arrive and instead landed himself in some deep doo-doo in order to save a dog from drowning.  Joe Lavey, 29, was working on his farm at N10879 Tower Road about 8am Friday when he heard the yelp of a dog in distress.  At first, he continued working, but when the cries were heard again 15 minutes later, Mr. Lavey went to investigate.  At an 8'-deep, 500'-by-100' manure pit, he saw only the head of a dog protruding above the surface.

Mr. Lavey called the Fond du Lac County Sheriff's Department, but they were unable to assist.  They suggested that he call the fire department.  He made a call to the Humane Society, but they instead referred him to the Department of Natural Resources.  The Department of Natural Resources, in turn, referred him back to the Sheriff's Department who, this time, sent officers on the way.

In the meantime, the dog was developing hypothermia from the freezing temperatures and certainly wasn't smelling any better as time passed.  It was estimated that the dog had been stuck in the pit for two hours already.  So Mr. Lavey decided to roll up his sleeves and do the dirty job himself.  At first, not particularly intending to swim freestyle in feces, he laid plywood boards and a ladder across the thin ice covering the pit and crawled on his belly toward the dog.  

About 40 feet out, he fell off the ladder and took a poop plunge.  A dung dunk.  A fertilizer furlough.  ...Well, you get the picture.

By the time he reached the exhausted canine and slipped a rope around him, Mr. Lavey said the dog was "basically limp."


Scoop Senior Editor "Wags" does often enjoy rolling around in pungent piles of unrecognizable filth, but he wouldn't dare come close to a manure pit like this one.  ...not even for two Scooby Snacks.

"He was big," Joe said.  "I had to pull like hell to get him out."

The man and his father placed the mucilaginous mutt in the back of their pickup truck and took him back to the barn where they gave him a warm bath and uncovered what lay beneath the muck.

"He was all black, but after his bath we realized he was a collie," recounts Mr. Lavey.  The dog was wearing a collar with tags which identified him as "Lassie", the neighbor's dog from just down the road.

Lassie's guardians, George and LaVerne Buechel, arrived 30 minutes later to claim their 7-year-old pooch who had been in the family since he was a puppy.  By the time they arrived, Lassie's condition had improved somewhat, and he was sitting up and trying to walk around.

The Buechels said the dog was given several more baths after they got home.  We sincerely hope Joe had a few, too.

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