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"Deputies
went to Mullady's home about 7:45 p.m. to arrest him on an outstanding
Levy County warrant for violating parole on drug charges.
"...Mullady
went to his garage and got into a blue Chrysler, opened the garage door
and slammed the car in reverse, squealing out of the driveway. He
almost slammed into a patrol car as [Deputy Steve] Bishop followed with his gun drawn.
"He
then reversed about 245 feet down Norvell Road as another deputy chased
him with lights flashing. The deputy blocked Mullady, who got out of
his car and ran into the woods.
"After
a warning, Deputy Bill Martinez released Magnum, who snagged Mullady's
arm.
"Mullady
grabbed Magnum's collar and tried to push him away. Then he punched
Magnum's head. Magnum released him and Mullady tried to run, but
Magnum grabbed his right arm and pulled him to the ground.
"Martinez
ordered Mullady to stop fighting the dog, and he did. Magnum
released his hold."
Magnum was not harmed and was able to return to
work following the incident. Mullady, on the other hand, ended up at the Hernando County
Jail by way of Spring Hill Regional Hospital, where he received five
staples in his arm to repair the wound.
Editor's note: Obviously, it looks like some people out
there might need a few pointers on what not to do in the presence
of a dog. Hmm, this can only mean one thing, folks: it's time for
another Top 8 List!
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The
Top 8 Really Dumb
Things to Do with a Dog
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- Sit on your dog's
shoulders and juggle knives. Then have someone ring
the doorbell.
- Anything that begins
with: "Take the wheel, Fido. I'm going to stick
my head out the sunroof."
- Give your dog a
T-bone. Wait about 2 minutes, then try to take it
back. ...with your teeth.
- Cover your face in
cream cheese and hold your breath as long as you
can. When you absolutely cannot take it any longer,
lie down on the floor and call your dog over.
- Attach one end of a
string to your dog's tail and the other end to your left eyelid. Say, "GOOD DOG!" about a dozen times
or until you pass out from the pain.
- Drive with a bomb in
your lap, but leave the detonator in the back seat with your
Rottweiler (Hey, it really happened once. Remember the May
5 article last year?)
- Three words:
"Rollerblading with leash"
and
the #1 Really Dumb
Thing to Do with a Dog is...
- Punch a dog who
answers to the name Officer Magnum.
(How dumb can
you get??)
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