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Sunday, March 24, 2002

Robbed by a Dingo

BRISBANE (Australia) After enduring a month of jeers, sneers and ridicule from his friends and co-workers, a Cornubia man has found evidence to substantiate his claim that his wallet was indeed stolen by a dingo.

Simon Dunmore, a 29-year-old machine operator, was digging trenches on Mt. Coot-tha in February when the theft allegedly occurred.  He insists that a dingo (Australian wild dog) rummaged through his work bag and absconded with his lunch and wallet.


"I'm not saying a word until I see my lawyer!"
A wild dingo like this one has been accused of stealing. (Photo: Australian Natural History Safari)

The wallet was found by a council worker on Friday, and sure enough, it bore incriminating bite marks.  Mr. Dunmore's money was inside, untouched.

The man said that last month no one believed his story.  "They just laughed," he said.  "They thought I'd gone mad.  Now I have the evidence to prove what happened ... My credit cards even have bite marks in them."


According to Mr. Dunmore, dingoes don't take Visa or MasterCard. (Photo: Nature Gallery)

This weekend, the victim told his tale to The Sunday Mail, confident now that he has the proof to back it up: "I was working about 100m from my bag.  When I came back ... I found my grapes in a trench about a meter away and my apple beside the bag with bite marks in it.

"At first I thought someone had taken it [the wallet], but I was in the middle of the bush.

"About five minutes later, I saw the dingo still hanging around."

In retrospect, Mr. Dunmore realizes that the crafty dog had been observing him and carefully planning the heist for a while.  "I saw the dingo hanging around," he recalls.  "It even poked its head in the open window of my work car."

The dingo (Canis lupus dingo), or "wild dog of down under", is believed to have arrived on the Australian continent more than 3,500 years ago, brought by Asian traders.  For ages afterward, the dingo was to be camp companion to the land's indigenous people, the Aborigines.

According to native myth, what we call the Pleiades constellation (Seven Sisters) is actually a flock of kangaroos being chased by Orion's two dingoes (for a not-so-accurate lesson in canine astronomy, read The Scoop Nov. 11 article "Never Stick Your Head in a Bear's Mouth Unless Your Dog is Nearby").

The advent of the sheep industry in the early 19th century caused a disruption in the wild dog's natural habits.  Suddenly a new, convenient food source presented itself to the species, and numbers of sheep-snatching dingoes ballooned.  As Roland Breckwoldt, author of A Very Elegant Animal: The Dingo, writes: "The dingo started out as a quiet observer but soon came to represent everything that was dark and dangerous on the continent."

Sheep farmers fought back by poisoning, shooting and eventually constructing the longest fence in the world, a 5ft. high, wire barrier called "Dog Fence" that stretches 3,307mi (5321km) across the continent, separating sheep from dogs.  Today, dingoes are legally classified as vermin, carrying a bounty of $20 AUS ($11 USD) a head.  Dingoes caught inside the fence (to the southeast) can fetch a reward of up to $500.

There's no telling how much a dingo wanted for committing robbery is worth.

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More about Dingoes 

Australian Natural History Safari


Dog Fence, shown in red, is nearly a thousand miles longer than the Great Wall of China.
(From National Geographic, April 1997)

 


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